Facebook is a Stupid Idiot

I saw my ex on facebook
But I wanted to do what's best.
To show her there are no hard feelings
I sent her a "Friend Request".
But now her photo pops up in that random six
And I just think its mean.
There she is with a new guy, makin' out
On my computer screen.

Facebook is a stupid idiot...

My friend said you gotta be on facebook
To connect in the digital age.
So like everyone else...and their pets
I got my face on a facebook page.
Now the learning curve was a bitch at first,
I didn't know 'till I got burned.
That what I wrote on my wall could be seen by all
That's just the first thing that I learned.

Facebook is a stupid idiot...

It's a place for worthless information
Like an insane almanac.
Where women post minutiae
And men write stupid comments back.
Where women can vent about mundane events
And inundate the internet.
And where clueless men "friend" women
who they've never even met.

Facebook is a stupid idiot
'Cause I can stand to miss
The fact that Tanya thinks all her friends are "Awesome"
And for some reason..Pete "Likes this".
And Rita reports that the trucks are loud
But she still loves this city. It proves that
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Now some woman sent me flowers
Though I don't even know her name.
I stayed home that day for hours
But no flowers ever came.
Then she started sending hugs and drinks.
Of course all of it completely fake.
Then she hit me with a "virtual pillow",
How much shit can one man take?

Facebook is a stupid idiot
'Cause I don't need to read
All the everyday hapless crap out there
Then ZAP!...It's a "News Feed".
Now some guy with a mind for trivia wants to know
How mine compares to his.
But I'm gonna buy a gun if he sends
One more fucking movie quiz.
And Liza says she needs fertilizer
'Cause her Farmville crops are small.
(...What the FUCK is Farmville??)
And Missy says she's just so damn busy today
But had time to write that on my wall!

Facebook is a stupid idiot...

David Ippolito

Video's on my facebook wall...