The Nothing Box

Wifey went out of town this morning. I was doing nothing. Then I started thinking about doing nothing. How easily can we men do nothing. And how doing nothing drives our wives and girlfriends nuts because they can't do it. I think its the anatomy, especially brains. 

I want to start with men's brain. They are very unique. They are made up of little boxes, and we have a box for everything. We got a box for the car, we got a box for money, a box for job, a box for you, a box for kids, a box for chores somewhere down in the basement, a box for my family, a box for your family. We got boxes everywhere. And the rule is - the boxes don't touch. When a man discusses a particular subject, he goes to that particular box, pulls that box out carefully so that it doesn't touches another box, open the box and discusses ONLY whats in that box.

Women's brains are very different from men's brain. They are made up of a big ball of wires. Everything is connected to everything - money is connected to the car, car is connected to the job, job is connected to the kids - its like a big buzzing ball of very complex circuitry.

Now men have a box in their brain that most women are not aware of. Its called a Nothing Box - it has nothing in it. And of all the boxes that we have in our brain, the Nothing Box is our favourite box. That's why men can do seemingly completely braindead things for hours on end. Ofcourse, this drives women crazy. That's why they go like, "You....can't....possibly....be...doing...noththththinggggg..!!!!!"

Now there's a university in U.S. (one of those countless universities who have nothing else to do but publish ridiculous researches like eating pig shit reduces chances of heart attack by 0.000003%) which did a study and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing, and still breath. Women don't understand it. They don't understand the Nothing Box and that's what drives them crazy. Because nothing makes a woman more crazy or irritated than watching a man doing NOTHING.


Woman: "What are you thinking?"

Man: "Nothing."

Woman: "You can't be thinking just nothing."

Man: "Yes I can. I am in my Nothing Box."

Woman: "Can I come into your nothing box with you."

Man: "Duh..no...dumb woman. 'Cause then it won't be a Nothing Box, it'll become a Something Box."